A downloadable guzzler for Windows and Android

Live vicariously through the best damn baseball player that ever picked up a cold one. Brewskies, Burgers, Smokin' Hot Women - This must be paradise, right? Well, a paradise if not for those pesky old cocktails!

In this quick game, you'll head over to the bar to show these boys how we do it. Then, suddenly, tragedy happens! I won't spoil the rest, but it's truly an edge of your seat experience.

"You'll never spend a better 5 minutes in your life. Apart from the time you lose your virginity." - Rodney Dangerfield(posthumously)

"This gol darn game sure beats the piss outta scoopin cow pies all day" - Farmer John

"ruffle ruffle ruffle this is a true marvel of human ingenuity ruffle ruffle ruffle" - aliens. That's right, I sent the beta to real aliens and it blew their minds!

More information

Published19 days ago
StatusIn development
PlatformsWindows, Android
Average durationA few minutes
Player countSingleplayer


Boggs.zip (9 MB)
Boggs.apk (17 MB)

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